Eve Sandler

  1. Kahapon sa palengke, pauwi galing trabaho. Naglalakad ako ng biglang sumigaw si kuya na tindero ng yosi at candy. Ate…Kuya….BILI NAPO KAYO NG SEGARELYO!!!!!! AT SAKA PUKE…………NDI!!!! sabay tawa ni manong.

  2. Their private world is a place of misery for them and their outward signs of power and strength are nothing more than a mask to disguise their reality. They’re playing the revenge game—striking out at you in an attempt to get even with the world because you appear to have what they want—knowledge; ability; confidence; security and/or happiness. There is only one thing you can do make them feel worse: show them that he or she can’t take away from you those qualities that make you the person they envy.

  3. Grabe! Sobrang lapit ko sa suso ah! Kanina may nakasalubong na naman ako. Tatawid na sana ako ng dumaan sa tapat ko yung matabang lalaki na walang shirt at lawlaw ang suso at bilbil. Super napaurong talaga ako akala ko mababangga nyako eh. Well, hindi naman! Luckily! Napatakip nalang ako sa bibig ko nung umatras ako haha! Para akong nakakita ng monster! Takot na takot! Katakot pa itsura nya mukhang manyak na hapon.

    Grabe! Sobrang lapit ko sa suso ah! Kanina may nakasalubong na naman ako. Tatawid na sana ako ng dumaan sa tapat ko yung matabang lalaki na walang shirt at lawlaw ang suso at bilbil. Super napaurong talaga ako akala ko mababangga nyako eh. Well, hindi naman! Luckily! Napatakip nalang ako sa bibig ko nung umatras ako haha! Para akong nakakita ng monster! Takot na takot! Katakot pa itsura nya mukhang manyak na hapon.

  4. Alam nyo ba kung saan tong TITAMSILOG na ito? Sa Mrt Shaw sa taas ng Edsa Central. Tapsilugan at lugawan. Naitanong ko lang kay bf kung ano ba ibig sabihin ng TITAMSILOG?! May ganun bang pagkain? Sabi nya di nya alam. Pero ang unang pumasok sa isip ko….Ang TITAMSILOG ay
TI  -  Titi
TAM - Tamod
SI - Singit
LOG - at Itlog
Parang hindi ko kaya kumain dyan ever! Bastos na kainan.

    Alam nyo ba kung saan tong TITAMSILOG na ito? Sa Mrt Shaw sa taas ng Edsa Central. Tapsilugan at lugawan. Naitanong ko lang kay bf kung ano ba ibig sabihin ng TITAMSILOG?! May ganun bang pagkain? Sabi nya di nya alam. Pero ang unang pumasok sa isip ko….Ang TITAMSILOG ay

    TI  -  Titi

    TAM - Tamod

    SI - Singit

    LOG - at Itlog

    Parang hindi ko kaya kumain dyan ever! Bastos na kainan.

  5. STUPID SIGN IN MRT!
PAUPUIN MUNA ANG MGA BUNTIS - TRANSLATED IN ENGLISH AS PREGNANT WOMEN! WHY?! MAY PREGNANT MEN BA?!

    STUPID SIGN IN MRT!

    PAUPUIN MUNA ANG MGA BUNTIS - TRANSLATED IN ENGLISH AS PREGNANT WOMEN! WHY?! MAY PREGNANT MEN BA?!

  6. PICTURE NA KINUHANAN KO SA MRT KANINA. CREEPY!!!!! THIS IS TRUE.

    PICTURE NA KINUHANAN KO SA MRT KANINA. CREEPY!!!!! THIS IS TRUE.

  7. Kanina nung papasok nako sa work, may nadaanan akong gym sa novaliches. Eh Lumingon ako sa likod, pagkaharap ko, napasigaw ako. “Ay suso!!”. Bumangga kasi ako sa malaking suso ni kuya. Andami nila galing sa loob ng gym. Tumama talaga yung fes ko sa breast nya! Tapos ang nakakaloka nito, lahat sila topless tapos naka-maong shorts lang at rubber shoes! Hala! Team Jacob pala ito! Anlalaki ng katawan…may mga gwapo. Infernes naman gwapo din yung may-ari ng suso na nabangga ko! Kinis ah..Hahaha! Nagsorry naman yung guy. Medyo kakahiya lang talaga yung part na napasigaw ako! Harhar!

    Kanina nung papasok nako sa work, may nadaanan akong gym sa novaliches. Eh Lumingon ako sa likod, pagkaharap ko, napasigaw ako. “Ay suso!!”. Bumangga kasi ako sa malaking suso ni kuya. Andami nila galing sa loob ng gym. Tumama talaga yung fes ko sa breast nya! Tapos ang nakakaloka nito, lahat sila topless tapos naka-maong shorts lang at rubber shoes! Hala! Team Jacob pala ito! Anlalaki ng katawan…may mga gwapo. Infernes naman gwapo din yung may-ari ng suso na nabangga ko! Kinis ah..Hahaha! Nagsorry naman yung guy. Medyo kakahiya lang talaga yung part na napasigaw ako! Harhar!

  8. I BELIEVED IN A THING CALLED LOVE



    Can’t explain all the feelings that you’re making me feel
    My heart’s in overdrive and you’re behind the steering wheel

    Touching you, touching me
    touching you, god you’re touching me

    I believe in a thing called love
    Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
    There’s a chance we could make it now
    We’ll be rocking ‘til the sun goes down
    I believe in a thing called love
    Ooh!

    I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
    You got me in a spin but everythin’ is A.OK!

    Touching you, touching me
    touching you, god you’re touching me

    I believe in a thing called love
    Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
    There’s a chance we could make it now
    We’ll be rocking ‘til the sun goes down
    I believe in a thing called love
    Ooh! Guitar!

    Touching you, touching me
    touching you, god you’re touching me

    I believe in a thing called love
    Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
    There’s a chance we could make it now
    We’ll be rocking ‘til the sun goes down
    I believe in a thing called love
    Ooh!

  9. He was the bravest man I’ve ever seen….T_T
It all ends here…

    He was the bravest man I’ve ever seen….T_T

    It all ends here…

  10. When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
    Lao Tzu

    Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.
    Bruce Lee

    Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing.

  11. YUNG FEELING NA…..
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    LATE NA LATE KA NA, TPOS UNG JEEP NA NASAKYAN MO MGPAPAGASOLINA PA >-<


    (Source: pardonthe-swag)

  12. FOR MY BF

    After a week or two Of hanging around with you
    I didn’t think we’d ever work out…
    You were ready to fall in love and I was roll’n along not looking to settle down.

    But you impressed me with the way that you treated all my friends. The way everybody loved you made me second guess, I’m glad I guessed again.

    Well my family thinks you’re perfect and I’m starting to agree because of all the little things before I couldn’t see.

    You’re the best thing I’ve ever had. The sunshine in my sun when the end of the day is done. I know I could never let you go
    It’d hurt me so. I know something everybody knows. Boy you’re the one for me.

  13. ganito ako pag nabibwiset habang may calls

    ganito ako pag nabibwiset habang may calls

  14. I want more adventures, excitements, thrills, escapades and experiences


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